Booty Call

2/1/2009

 It was Thursday night about midnight when David called.  He wanted to know if I would come over. He said he missed me so much. I told him I was really tired and had to go to school in the morning. He asked if I was in bed yet? I said, “no not yet, almost there.” He replied, “will you come on over? Ladies, we know what this is. A booty call. Yeah, just your plain old booty call. Here I haven’t heard from him a couple days, he leaves because he’s mad about this or that and now he wants me to come over for a booty call. So, anyway I told him I’m just too tired. I have school in the morning and my project isn’t working. I have to go and get some help with it in the morning. So he said, “Well if you come over I can make you feel better and then you’ll sleep really good until in the morning. I replied,” no, no I can’t do it,” He said,” Are you sitting down.” I said,” yes.” He said,” well close your eyes I wanna tell you what I’m gonna do when you get here.” First I’m going to start kissing the inside of your thighs, all up and down the inside of your thighs. Teasing you. Then I’m gonna take my tongue and I’m gonna run up and down your colitis. Making love to you with my tongue. While I am doing that I’m going to take a finger and I’m gonna put it in down below moving my finger in and out while  I put my tongue in your vagina moving my tongue in and out. Tasting you, Because you taste like honey. I can remember how good you taste. How good you feel. So why don’t you come on over so I can taste your honey and do all those wonderful things to you and then you will sleep so good in my arms.  I will hold you in my arms and keep warm. Ok, ladies, this is a guy who got out of bed a while back in the middle of the night. The moon was shining through the window on him. So How do I describe him?  As a gladiator. Yes a beautiful  gladiator. Beautiful from head to foot naked. God, he’s good looking? You know Britt Pitt in the gladiator. Well double that and you have David and he’s asking me to come over. I thought, what did it matter if it was a booty call. Having him make love to me was so wonderful. I thought he could have called any women and she most likely would have run right over. But he didn’t call someone else he called me. Oh, I really wanted to go but I just couldn’t. First, of all this on and off relationship is driving me nuts. You know I wanted him all weekend and all weekend I was by myself.  Lonely and wanting him to call me.  Now he just calls me out of the blue and only wants is a booty call. I mean he could have called me earlier and said you want to go over to Denny’s have something to eat.  And then we’ll go back to the house.  But, no he just calls me at midnight. It really depressed me.  Seriously I would’ve been asleep if it hadn’t been for my school work. And now he just wants me to come over for a Booty Call. So I had to say no. Even though I really really wanted to go over.  Friday morning at around five o’clock I was dreaming that David was making love to me. Doing all the things he had said on the phone when I woke up and found I was in my own bed alone. Pits. I haven’t heard from he since Thursday night.

And now for something completely different. Today I was surfing the web when I can across the Boston Dynamics robot. Running and jumping over things. I thought could you imagine running a red light and suddenly you see a red light. You think to yourself a cop is pulling you over.  So you look in your rearview mirror. To your horror, there is that Boston robot running behind your car and it starts saying loudly, “Pull over.” You look at your speed and you are going 45. I wonder how fast that thing can run? What a scary thought. So what happens if you don’t pull over?