1/12/2019
Yesterday was very quiet but last night was anything but. I bought one of those watches for myself for Christmas that reads step, blood pressure, calories, etc. It said this morning that I only got an hour and nineteen minutes sleep. I can believe that. I can deal with not getting any sleep on weekends but not
I went to bed last night at home and a few minutes later David called. He missed me and was hiding out in a hotel not far from the house. He asked if I would come to see him. I had been missing him really bad so I bet you can guess what I did. Yes, I got dressed and when to the hotel. When he put his arms around me it was a little bit of heaven. It took all my thought away and we were the only two people in the world. After a roll, he got up to go to the bathroom. I heard something outside. Peeked out the window and saw 3 ninjas. Oh, were there more. I picked up the coffee table. It was one of those cheap wood long rectangle ones that they stick in hotels. Opened the bathroom door halfway and whispered to David while holding up 3 fingers. Three Ninjas. Handed him the coffee table. Here lock the door, make some noise and we will ambush them. I hide behind a curtain and they came in all lined up in front of the bathroom door. I came up behind the first one. Put my right hand on his hand and sword. With my left hand, I reached around his left in front of him grabbing his head twisting really quicky breaking his neck. I then swung his sword from right to left cutting off the seconds one’s head. The last one turned his head back across his right shoulder looking at me just as my sword came back cutting off his head off left to right. I then knocked on the bathroom door and said, “David all clear. I need to take a quick shower.” He opened the door and looked down. I said, “I know, really messy.” I took a shower and put my underwear in a bag from the trash pail in the bathroom taking it home. When I came out I put on what clothes I had. David had packed up and was going back to the house with his guys. He had called the agency for clean up. I kissed him goodbye and he told me he loved me. This morning the agency was really mad, scolding David like a school child. Do you know how much it cost for an unscheduled cleanup on a Friday night? Plus the agency wanted to know why he didn’t save one for them to question. They really, really don’t know how hard it is to take down a ninja. It’s like trying to take down a six-foot scorpion. You don’t stop and ask if you can talk this over. I went back to the house and grabbed Mary and DeeDee. I was sure DeeDee is a spy and told the enemy where David was. DeeDee is mad because I am going with David and wants me to go back to Jeff. I took them out to the desert and left them. Then went home to bed. I didn’t know what desert. I turned out to be Casa Grande. Not far enough and they didn’t get the message because they were back this afternoon. DeeDee was telling everyone at the house she didn’t understand why I would do that to her.